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Specter is holding another hearing, this time on Dec. 5, to evaluate the SEC's effectiveness.
You can read all about it here.
You can read my response here: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Senator, rather bluntly, the SEC has lied to the country's face about Reg SHO "working."
They have stalled meaningful reform to rules that we now know provably aren't "working" - in this case, for years. And we see no solution in sight.
The staff misleads Congress whenever it likes - Dave Patch has plenty on that with Brigagliano's testimony to Sarbanes.
The Commission doesn't know who has paid the anemic fines it levies, or even whether they are ever paid.
The SEC routinely violates the 1933 and 1934 Acts, passing rules that are in direct conflict with the plain language of the Acts.
Staffers are regularly hired for large multiples of their government salaries by Wall Street - the folks they are supposed to be policing.
The SEC favors the interests of Wall Street, again and again, over those of investors.
The SEC is a regular launcher of pointless probes that yield nothing but windfall profits for anyone massively short the companies investigated.
Now, I've been counseled to try to expand my horizons, and capture a broader-based audience with my blog. That left trying to frame things in a pop-culture-accessible way, or start a porn site. Porn requires far too much bandwidth and investment in infrastructure, thus I will instead glom onto the Borat craze, and imagine for my readers that the SEC is honestly represented by the Kazakhstany sensation at the hearing:
"Mr. Borat, the SEC is chartered foremost with investor protection - how would you say they are doing?"
"Eh, not so much. In my country, the gypsies, they steal everything if you no have them in a cage, yes? Wall Street, they are like the owner of the cage, and the SEC is the newspaper in the bottom. You have that here? You know what I am saying to you?"
"I think I catch the drift. So the statements that they are protecting the public, trying to enforce the rules, and promote fair markets, is an exaggeration?"
"These are filthy fabrications promoted by insurgent factions bent on destroying our reputation. There is no truth to any of these disgusting lies."
"Then how would you summarize the SEC's role in the equities markets, as viewed by the participants?"
"In my country, everything but red light district is prostitutes, yes? I like - why not..? My countrymen would go mad for SEC - they appreciate good workers that sell the sexy time, yes? The SEC is like number 4 best girl, and Wall Street is like a sailor with jug of whiskey, you understand? Very nice."
"And you see no chance that the Commission in its current form will do anything to improve the markets for investors?"
"Wall Street-employed Yale professor Dr. Andrei Kalashnirev have shown that investor's brain is size of squirrel, yes? At SEC, we know is no way to help dim investors but to put them in circus and laugh at them. SEC will continue these important reforms with Wall Street guidance, until investors wallets are emptied and hang open like mouth of tired dog."
How is the SEC doing? Please. Get a special prosecutor into the mix, or just admit that nothing is ever going to change. I don't know what else to do when an agency is this badly compromised.
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Speaking of the effectiveness of the SEC, this just in from the WSJ:
"Capital One Ex-Officer Settles SEC Charges November 21, 2006; Page C3
WASHINGTON -- The former chief financial officer of Capital One Financial Corp. will pay $1.8 million and accept a five-year ban on serving as an officer or director of a public company to settle insider-trading and fraud charges, the Securities and Exchange Commission said.
David Willey had been accused of making about $3 million on inside information. His wife, Joy Willey, a former Capital One vice president, had also been named in the SEC's lawsuit. The SEC said it was dismissing its claims against Joy Willey. Mr. Willey settled without admitting or denying wrongdoing. His lawyer, Richard Morvillo, couldn't be reached to comment."
Now, does everyone understand the math?
He made $3 million. He paid $1.8 million. Without admitting anything.
Simple, really. Crime pays handsomely. The SEC is a bad joke. This is an example.
And that is assuming that he ever even pays the fine. No guarantees there. None that the SEC would know, either.
Someone should forward this piece to Specter's staffers, and indicate that no hearing is necessary. They might as well hold a meeting to explore the flotational properties of lead.
Inside I'm laughing. Really. |