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NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum.

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Posted by:   bobo 10/15/2006 1:43 PM

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If you can, go to the upcoming "Naked, Short, and Greedy" forum in Los Angeles, hosted by Dr. Susanne Trimbath. Dr. Patrick Byrne, and Arne Alsin will join Dr. Trimbath in a discussion of naked short selling and the mounting crisis in the U.S. equities markets. Here's the info I got:

 

Naked, Short & Greedy: IS WALL STREET ABUSING THE PRACTICE OF SHORT-SELLING STOCKS?
Presented by: STP Advisory Services, LLC

October 19, 2006
Registration and buffet breakfast begin at 7:30; speakers start at 8:15; event concludes at 11:00
$45 in advance, $60 at the door

Park Hyatt Los Angeles
2151 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, CA 90067

Do you know that you may be holding electronic-entry “entitlements” in your brokerage account that are not backed by any real shares of stock? This problem affects your ability to cast votes in corporate decisions. Did your last 1099 show “non-qualified” dividends, which were taxed as ordinary income? The IRS now requires brokers to separate the reports when you get paid “cash in lieu” on entitlements instead of dividends on real shares.

Votes cast in excess of outstanding shares on corporate ballot issues are becoming commonplace. Public companies and investors complain of share prices depressed and diluted by heavy selling of phantom shares created by DTCC settlement procedures.

On October 19, STP Advisory Services, LLC, will present a rare look into the damage done to investors and companies by short selling and settlement failures. The event will include remarks by three speakers with special insights.

Dr. Patrick Byrne, CEO of NASDAQ-traded Overstock.com, will discuss the trading of “phantom shares” that appear to far outnumber those officially issued and outstanding in OSTK. Portfolio manager and financial writer Arne Alsin will reveal insights gained as an investor in large-lot trades in markets systemically flawed by FTDs. Dr. Susanne Trimbath, an economist with operations management experience at DTCC and the Pacific Clearing Corporation, will illuminate how trading practices take advantage of loopholes in the settlement system to the detriment of both public companies and investors.

Registration fee includes buffet breakfast, event materials and post-discussion coffee. (Valet parking not include.) Click here for more details and to go to secure, on-line registration; or visit us at www.stpadvisors.com/events.html

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So, I’m minding my business today, cruising the Investor Village message boards, and I come across yet another NY Post spam from a poster there who believes that every financial article written in that publication needs to be broadcast in the IV forum and on Yahoo, lest anyone miss what passes for wisdom in that tabloid-style pub.

 

It’s not particularly news-or-noteworthy, other than that it focuses on Dr. Patrick Byrne, with a nod at naked short selling.

 

Here’s the article.

 

Note the even, fair, balanced, non-agenda driven prose:

 

October 15, 2006 -- THE (sic) Value Investing Congress is the type of place where conspiracy theories are ordinarily rejected out of hand, reports Roddy Boyd.

But for one afternoon next month, the annual meeting of the acolytes of Graham and Dodd will be exposed to corporate America's most consistent peddler of sizzling allegations and unfounded conjecture - Patrick Byrne, the founder and CEO of e-tailer Overstock.”

 

“Conspiracy theories.” “Peddler.”” Unfounded Conjecture.” “Exposed.”

 

All in two sentences. That is a “Wow” even from me. My drivel reacto-meter spiked into the red - I sat up, now aware that this was no ordinary drivel. This was something special. A sort of super-drivel, the equivalent of drivel gelato, rich and creamy and possessed of super-synthesized drivel goodness.

 

I suppose it could have been more slanted and biased – maybe throw in a “wild-eyed” or “loony” to be consistent with other “Byrne’s crazy” articles – but maybe they had a space issue. Who knows? I can’t find who actually wrote this masterpiece, but I presume it isn’t Roddy Boyd, as the part about Byrne is actually a report on what Roddy says, by another Post reporter – now apparently the comments/observations of reporters to their colleagues is enough with which to build an article. Who knew? Maybe I’m just dense, but I can’t find who did write this. Is that odd? An article, quoting another reporter, who is quoting hedge fund sources, but with no author….?

”Putting Byrne on the dais to speak alongside some of the most legendary portfolio managers in America was certainly controversial, admits value-investing guru and hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson.

"I saw it as an opportunity to clarify what the naked-shorting argument he has been making is all about, within limits. I'm not interested in his conspiracy crap - and that's what it is: crap. We don't want to hear about Sith Lord conspiracies," he said, alluding to an infamous conference call in which Byrne attributed the actions of company adversaries to the guidance of a shadowy leader.”

 

Now, we have from a gentleman that runs a hedge fund, that Byrne’s description of how a group of hedge funds, working together, target companies in the time-honored way that the stock pools of yesteryear did, is, "Crap."

 

Huh.

 

How does he know what he claims to know? Dunno. No clarification is given. It’s, “Crap”, well, you know, because he says it is. That’s it.

 

One wonders if the S&L conspiracies, where groups of criminally motivated operators controlled literally hundreds of thrifts, and methodically robbed them, while regulators did nothing, and politicians ran interference, is also, “Crap.” Or whether the insider trading that Boesky and Milken were engaged in, wherein Milken had set up sham entities to hide his ownership of companies, and where he had networks of insider traders feeding info and gaming the markets, is also, “Crap.” Perhaps the Mutual Fund front-running scandal, wherein hedge funds were market timing, stealing billions in a coordinated manner, with the assistance of their brokers, and the operators of the funds, is also, “Crap.” Refco’s recent implosion, after the principals were caught in a sophisticated naked short selling scam, and went on to pull one of the largest IPO scams in history, would have to qualify as, “Crap” – I mean, who would believe international banks and Russian hedge funds and such would be scheming with one of the more prominent groups on Wall Street, even as they are approved to do a public offering by the SEC! That’s crazy talk – “Crap”…right?

 

 I could go on, but you probably get the point. Wall Street history is filled with scumbags gaming the system and cheating – and it’s always about money. And the scams are remarkably sophisticated – these are the best and brightest our universities turn out, and the stakes are billions and billions. Whether it is Steinhardt cheating the Treasuries markets, attempting to manipulate, or Elgindy cheating the penny stock markets, manipulating with a sophisticated group of like-minded felons (including FBI agents), one thing we do know – Byzantine scams are rather common on Wall Street, and trying to dismiss their existence as, “Crap”, with a casual wave of one’s hand, and an earnest declarative style, doesn’t actually change any of that.

 

As to the desire to clarify the naked short selling thing, perhaps Mr. Tilson should sit down and read the remarkable 22 page document drafted and issued by NASAA, which details in crystal clear detail how the markets are gamed by every strata of larcenous participants. I mean, presuming that the expert opinion of the foremost state-sanctioned authorities on securities regulation in existence isn’t also something that falls under the heading of, “Crap.” This document absolutely describes the problem in ways that even a hedge fund manager can comprehend and appreciate, absent the benefit of a forum. All that is required is remedial reading capability, and a functioning brain stem.

 

“Tilson added that since some of the smartest people he knew were either long or short the stock, he wanted to hear whether Byrne could make a plausible argument as to whether money-losing Overstock would ever make money.”

So, he’s uninterested in understanding how, as many times in the past, groups of operators (now called hedge fund managers) target victimized companies for destruction. He apparently missed the FFH and Biovail suits, that describe, in detail, how those manipulations work. In short, data be damned, he knows what he knows – and one thing he knows is that if a company is on the SHO list for years, and is on the receiving end of a massive illegal manipulation, it has to be the company’s fault. You know, because they don’t turn a profit. Of course, in NFI’s case, they turn a huge profit, but it’s not the “right kind” of profit…earnings “quality” is in question. Ditto for Taser. As always, though, move the goalposts and blame the company is the name of the game. At least the gamebook is consistent – so far no surprises in this article.

 

But wait. There is a surprise:

 

“One person who will not be around to hear Byrne speak is legendary short-seller Jim Chanos, whose fund, Kynikos Associates, has what is said to be the largest Overstock short position in the market.

Originally slated to talk, Chanos is said to have backed out when Byrne was extended an invitation.

Chanos was said to be disgusted with Byrne's theatrics and wild-eyed charges, which include labeling Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.) a "gangster" for failing to enact legislation aimed at curbing naked short-selling more effectively.”

 

There’s the “wild-eyed!” And we got some “theatrics” thrown in just for fun. As I said, world-class drivel! But we also discovered who one of the big shorts in this is. Chanos. I didn’t know that. That's the surprise...

 

Chanos’ “disgust” apparently is paradoxical to his short position. I mean, if I was massively short a company, I would be dancing in the streets if the CEO was engaging in “theatrics” and the ever-popular “wild-eyed” charge hurling – I’d be a rich man. Disgust wouldn’t be my sentiment, more like gratitude to the cosmos…unless he was right, and all those easily dismissed theatrics turned out to be 100% correct and accurate descriptions of a massive fraud I was the beneficiary of. Then, I’d likely want to see puff articles discrediting the man, and calling him names.

 

I did enjoy the last sentence here, wherein his disgust at Byrne’s labeling Shelby a gangster includes the reason – “failing to enact legislation aimed at curbing naked short selling more effectively.”

 

Huh? I thought he called Shelby a gangster because he is allowing the SEC to assist Wall Street in ripping off the American public on a monumental level. Who knew it was because of failure to enact legislation. Of course, I would have reworded the last part of the sentence, replacing “more effectively” with, “at all.”

 

We all learned something from the NY Post today. I learned that even confronted with hard evidence like the NASAA document, and the document from the UT Securities Regulator, and from NCANS, and from Robert Shapiro, and Dr. Suzanne Trimbath, and numerous Congressmen, and brokers, and the mountain of FOIA data, that hedge fund managers and their pet tabloids can pretend that black is white, up is down, and can do so with complete sincerity.

 

At least the fine art of drivel is lovingly alive and protected in NY. It would be a shame if good drivel went the way of the eight-track. While there are some that say that the Post is to serious journalism what Carrottop is to great comedy, I am truly appreciative of the hard work they put in. As one who sometimes feels he's in a desert, where the drivel oasis is always an elusive mirage shimmering on the horizon, it's always rejuvinating to see that the drivel supply is bountifully supplied by a new generation of drivel-meisters.

 

Hats off to the Post.

Copyright ©2006 Bob O'Brien
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Comments (16)
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By Plain english on 10/15/2006 7:24 PM
Click over to http://www.opensecrets.org

Start a spreadsheet with all of congress names and location.
3 cells beside each name.

Then contact them all.

If you cannot get them to reply they go in the
to busy to care box.

The stand each of them take regarding
Naked Short Selling FRAUD.
with us
against us
to busy to care

A few days before the elections we will take it to the streets.
The American public. VOTE

Along with

http://www.petitiononline.com/mrktrfrm/petition.html

Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By Selene on 10/15/2006 7:30 PM
Keep up the good work Bob.

Selene
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By rtway1 on 10/15/2006 7:44 PM
The next time that hemorhoid stinky posts on the board he should be directed to this article and then put on ignore after he is told he is a hemorhoid.
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By TIRED_OF_SCUMBAGS on 10/15/2006 7:58 PM
Time for a wall of scumbags. Roddy makes the list. That way, when the tsunami of angry investors are ready for revenge, they can refer to the wall to see who the faces were that fronted for the people that ripped them off.

We can call it the Lil' Wall of Scumbags. I know we can't post addresses, but they are all googlable. We can post Roddy's public email and phone number to the wall, so when the masses realise why they can't make their mortgage payment, they can contact Roddy and wonder if he was on the scumbag's payroll.

Bobo is concerned about his hero role as scumbags put their face on TV, the newspaper and mags. I tell you the scumbags have a lot more to be worried about than Bobo ever did. I can't understand they aren't cowering in fear. At some point, Bobo, Mary, Patch and Bud will be walking as heroes.

Bob's post speaks for itself.

The only thing I can add is the idiocy of allowing 144 shares to act as collateral for fails to deliver.

There is NO REASON EVER for a fail to deliver. Their bullshit that there is such thing as a legal fail to deliver is bullshit. I've never had a brokerage not want to be paid for a trade in thirteen days. You are telling me there is a reasonable reason that someone can't deliver what they sold IN THIRTEEN BLOODY DAYS?

The 144 thing is a smokescreen.

- companies may issue 144 for a massive discount to raise money, believing there is a one year hold, not realising the SEC has created a huge loophole. The scumbags can take it outside the US, use it as collateral and sell it the next day forcing the stock price down to the discount level. The placement money comes from retail investors like you and me and the profit goes to the SEC authorized scumbag.

Google "stock loans". Sometimes the scumbags are insiders. They lend stock and the loaners sell it the next day. Ask 911 / Iran Contra Adnan Khasshogi about MJK Clearing. Tony Ryals is right - he should join our cause as dirty insiders sell restricted stock into the US using brain dead SEC rules.

- I've had access to stacks of blank stock certificates from every company you can imagine. It isn't that hard. They are easy to get and can be bought from less than a dozen banknote companies for sub pennies. What's to stop a scumbag from doing a PP and getting a 144 certificate, then depositing counterfeit clones from a banknote company at a 100 other brokerages around the world, increasing his profit 100 times as he sells them from outside into America?

What's to stop a drug lord from doing a placement in a company, then setting up counterfeit certs. around the world to multiply the laundromat?

According to the dimwits at the SEC, it isn't important for the certificate to be declared legitimate. Just having it "in process" allows the scumbag to sell it and get cash for his reasonable facsimile. I'd like the name of the retard that thought that a restricted 144 share was a good reason to justify a fail to deliver. Sometimes companies refuse to lift the 144 restriction because the share was not valid (part of a failed death spiral, for example).

The SEC can't audit (outside the US) and no brokerage would have a reason to be suspicious as as long as the 144 isn't cashed, a call to the transfer agent will say the serial number is valid. It doesn't matter if that call comes from 100 different brokerages. Each brokerage will call and be reassured it is real. No brokerage will ever have reason to doubt as long as it is only used as collateral to bankrupt the company, pushing investment and unemployment losses to 100% and screwing the state and IRS out of 100% of their tax annuity.

Sometimes I think the SEC is bribed and sometimes they are just outgunned by superior intelligence on the criminal side. Maybe the commissioners should take an IQ test before being appointed by potential beneficiaries of the scumbags on both the Republican and Democrat side of the poltical process.

When it comes to their 25% blind hedge fund trusts, both Republicans and Democrats know it isn't in their best interest to hire SEC commisioners that can follow logical arguments.

The beginning of the end is the DTCC obstructing justice and telling the states they have no authority. States in the Union have the right TO LEAVE THE UNION. The reason it is a UNION is because it is a group of states working together for common interest. The day some privately controlled DTCC or SEC tries to establish authority over a STATE is the day we have a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!!!

Note to DTCC PR GENIUSES Larry Thomson and Stuart Z. Goldstein who also should make the wall of scumbags who lie for money: you may have been better to force settlements of the fails to deliver before we started discussing how to get rid of your employer.
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By x. trapnell on 10/15/2006 8:19 PM
This story has NYP business editor Dan Colarusso's tracks all over it, IMO. Pathetic and twisted on the subject of Byrne Boyd may be, but his editor seems even more bent.
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By TIRED_OF_SCUMBAGS on 10/15/2006 8:30 PM
Let's add Dan Colarusso to the list.

The way to avoid slander is to be factual. List the scumbag, then list links to his or her articles.

It can be a quick and dirty way for the reporter in Iowa to do due dligence on their story. If their source is on the wall of scumbags, then they know it probably isn't credible.

I also think we need our own WIKIPEDIA entry on the front page of this site. We have no control over Wikipedia, but our group has tremendous knowledge. We should build out a Wikipedia style entry encompassing everything we know about the counterfeiting crime and who the criminals are.

Given that we KNOW we are going to get little support from the SEC or FEDS, we need to think of action oriented strategies to help the states immunize themselves from these parasitic counterfeiters.

I think we should concentrate locally: churches, local papers, friends, relatives, mayors, state politicians, local papers, etc. Media events, boycotts, etc.

I doubt buy shares on Monday. A small statement on my part, but it could be a big statement on the level of an individual brokerage in a small community. A 20% loss in income statement...
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By running_scared on 10/15/2006 9:17 PM
Re: the wall of scumbags

As much as this article was massively against it, every reader is going to read "Senator Shelby = Gangster".

I LOVE IT!!! The only thing that would be better if they called him a "bankster" to grab the criminal cartel nature of that institution.

Press is a funny thing. If you accuse someone of being an X and they deny it, the people won't see "I am not an X", they will see "I = X".

My hope is that "fail to deliver", "phantom shares" and "counterfeiting" are never referred to as short selling, a strategy that I embrace and take part in, knowing that when I am wrong, my short term downside pressure creates pent up buying that benefits longs.

I think the margin account owner in the account I borrowed shares from should get a nickle or two, but that is a different conversation. The point is short selling is all about selling real shares.
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By HHawes on 10/16/2006 6:25 AM
The writing style remains me of lil'GW, but it would be so unlike him not to splash his name all over it....
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By Christmas Comes Early for Roddy Again on 10/16/2006 6:27 AM
Last time Wall Street's biggest media whore, Roddy, sold out for a foosball table for his kids. Wonder what it is this time. Maybe a flush toilet for his family?
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By get a grip on 10/16/2006 6:56 AM
It's the NY POST. Who cares.

What next, you're going to be complaining about the National Enquirer not presenting factual information about celebriities?
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By Willie Loman on 10/16/2006 7:24 AM
The National Enquirer sells I-Was-A-Teenage-Werewolf stories. People know to take that tongue-in-cheek. The Post may be lowbrow, but it's more insidious to the millions of joe six-packs it influences, because it still claims to be a journalistic "news" organization.
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By bobo on 10/16/2006 7:48 AM
Even the Enquirer has better standards.

Can you imagine a piece in that rag that started, "Ace Enquirer snoop Johnny Bottlesucker says so and so did X!" I mean, the only reason I can think of they would do this is some sort of legal deniability thing - sort of like why I believe they weren't putting the FFH slams in the print edition. I think this is some gambit to try to say they are reporting on second-hand statements, even if those statements came from one of their own columnists...

Then again, I've been wrong before. It really comes down to a yawn, whatever.
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By clueless policy makers on 10/16/2006 8:18 AM
http://yahoo.reuters.com/news/articlehybrid.aspx?storyID=urn:newsml:reuters.com:20061016:MTFH71981_2006-10-16_15-38-52_N16371731&type=comktNews&rpc=44
UPDATE 1-U.S. senator alarmed at pensions' hedge fund risks

WASHINGTON, Oct 16 (Reuters) - U.S. Senate Finance Committee Chairman Charles Grassley said in a letter to federal agency heads on Monday that he is alarmed by the risks hedge funds pose to pension holders.
Grassley asked the agency heads -- including Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Christopher Cox -- "to report to him on any transparency requirements facing hedge funds, and whether their agencies could require more transparency."
"We recently enacted pension reforms to increase transparency for pension-holders about how their money is invested," Grassley, an Iowa Republican, said in the letter. "Now we're learning hedge funds pose huge risks to pension-holders.
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"It's disturbing that we can't even come close to understanding the extent of the risks because hedge funds operate in such a secretive way," he said. "We need to get a handle on this situation before more hedge funds go belly up and leave rank-and-file investors in the ditch."...

omegod...is anyone out there. our policy makers enact laws mostly spoon fed by lobbyists. they buy into regulation lite of these ever complicated opaque financial vehicles which now are increasingly canibalizing worker pensions whose future losses probably will be supplemented by future tax increases.
and after allowing financial lobbyists wishes to hijack the small retail investor without the pbga backed support, they now look at this mess they made & wonder who will clean it up. guess who? this is why i no longer support capitalism.
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By cynabear on 10/16/2006 9:42 AM
Tired-of Scumbags has it right! (see below quote) at least the higher intelligence part....the average politician and even DA just go to sleep when you start explaining illegal market manipulation...

By TIRED_OF_SCUMBAGS on 10/15/2006 7:58 PM

Sometimes I think the SEC is bribed and sometimes they are just outgunned by superior intelligence on the criminal side. Maybe the commissioners should take an IQ test before being appointed by potential beneficiaries of the scumbags on both the Republican and Democrat side of the poltical process
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By mhatmccane on 10/16/2006 3:34 PM
I think I'm hearing "Companies on the SHO list deserve to be on the SHO list" - like
NYX..I wonder which hedge fund or Broker/dealer has a massive short position
in NYX.
Re: NY Post Article A Tour De Force of Drivel; Naked Short Forum. By InTheKnow on 10/16/2006 3:56 PM
Roddy Boyd was at the NASAA Forum and it seems that iswas so over his head that he wrote NOT ONE WORD about it.

A rEporter or journalist? NOT!

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