Forbes again scooped the entire NY media machine with this hot-off-the-presses expose by Elizabeth Moyer, who is proving to be a tough but fair investigative journalist on this breaking crisis.
Her latest article, "Naked Horror" can be viewed here.
Some of my favorite bits:
"An SEC spokesman had no comment on the data, which showed Global Links trade fails totaling 27.3 million shares on Feb. 4, coinciding with the first day that Feb. 1 trades should have settled. They were 23 million the next day and tapered off from there."
Yeah. Uh huh. I'll just bet. What are they supposed to say? "Whoo, ya got us - nice catch!"? What can they say? "Hey, what's 25 times the issued and outstanding shares between friends?"
I'm going to bet that calls from Forbes are not on the favorites list at the SEC this next week. Call it a hunch. Talk about a bad day at the office. "Jim, there's a lady on line three wants to know how we allowed 25 times a company's stock to be sold to investors, especially after Congress told us to investigate it. You wanna take it?"
That's just not a fun call.
Or how about this pablum from the Commission:
"Regulation SHO is an important federal securities rule meant to protect the market and investors from short-sale abuses," said Susan L. Merrill, chief of enforcement, NYSE Regulation in a press release. "As these cases demonstrate, firms that fail to enact effective procedures and systems by the compliance date threaten to undermine the important policies served by this rule."
Despite the tough talk, the collective fines imposed were $1.25 million. "
For those following along at home, that amounts to .04 cents per share, which is less than the commission these guys made. Wooooo. Scareeee deterrent. I wish I could violate the rules, make $10 million, and pay $100K. That would be a nice business. Oh, wait, it is. To the tune of $10 billion a year in bonuses just for one firm.
Huh.
"Global Links was caught off guard by the events that transpired in February 2005 when it implemented a one-for-350 reverse split of its stock, the result of which would reduce its float from 350 million shares to 1.1 million.
That is not what happened.
The reverse split went into effect Feb. 1. In the first four days of trading, more than 143 million shares traded hands. This is despite the fact that the stock was trading under a new ticker and a new trade tracking number, and despite the fact that it had only 1.1 million shares issued. The Depository Trust & Clearing Corp., which handles the lion's share of U.S. stock settlement, had just 929,277 shares available for trading.
"It became very clear that we had no control of the volume or price of our stock in anyway," said Global Links' Dobrucki, in a March 15, 2005, letter to shareholders. "Outside forces were now manipulating our stock."
See, if I had an $800 million dollar budget and thousands of attorneys working for me, I could have figured that one out.
"Bobo?"
"Yeah..."
"Guy on the phone says 50 million shares traded in his stock today, but there's only 1 million issued shares."
"Huh. That's weird. Wonder why? Do you think it's an angry and vengeful God exacting some terrible punishment on the investors in the company, and thus none of our business? Or is it a bunch of crooks running amok, robbing investors blind?"
"What was the first one again?"
"Never mind. I'll go with crooks are stealing everything that isn't bolted down. Seems like the explanation every time I look at these."
Now, granted, that I am merely a festive holiday rodent. But even bunnies know when they are being had.
Here's my favorite bit:
"Some have said it is all a simple matter of broker error. Accounts showing 350,000 old shares of Global Links should have been adjusted by the broker to show 350 of the new shares, but some have said that didn't happen.
Pat Donahoo, the manager of marketing services for Global Links, said Friday, "The process of issuing the new symbol on Feb. 1, 2005, worked just as it should. If the brokers tried to trade the stock on the old symbol, they would not have been able to. It was no longer an active trading symbol."
Donahoo adds, "When we saw the trading taking place in February of 2005, all we could do is stand back and watch the parade march down the street in total disbelief."
Don't you love how Wall Street always tries the, "It's all a big mistake" line first? I can't recall the last time one of these mistakes resulted in investors getting more money then they should. It always seems like Wall Street's mistakes wind up making Wall Street a fortune, while investors lose their shirts.
How much worse does this have to get?
Special Prosecutor, anyone? Or maybe we should wait for TEN frauds to be unveiled? Twenty? Forty?
Elizabeth Moyer and her editors at Forbes should be commended for again scooping the entire NY financial press corps, and delivering fair, balanced journalism. While some are focused on the latest "Patrick's crazy" or "Who's Bob O'Brien" bits, apparently others are doing true investigative journalism. Might no hurt to drop them a line and let them know that you appreciate a job well done.