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Posted by:   bobo 6/27/2006 8:10 PM

Well, that’s one way to stop a whistleblower from showing Congress that you were basically aiding and abetting stock manipulators (if Aguirre’s allegations are correct).

You tell him that you will sue the bejezus out of him, and prosecute, and whatever else you can think of, if he doesn’t return any and all data that could incriminate you.

Ha!

That didn’t take long. First we had the article in a hedge fund magazine casting dispersions on his character, and now we have the SEC threatening him. And the only paper reporting it is a foreign publication. Nice.

Thank goodness we aren’t living in a country where the regulators are self-serving bureaucrats who will spring into action to defend their turf, but will allow hedge funds to abuse the markets for a good decade, robbing investors of untold billions…

I mean, first we have the SEC going after Patrick, rather than the bad guys he’s got sworn depositions alleging were up to all sorts of no good, then we have them chilling subpoenas that could have yielded profound answers WRT Wall Street and the media, and now we have them playing iron fisted bureaucracy with a whistleblower accusing the Commission of being rotten to the core.

Nice move, folks. I mean, that’s how I’d react if I had nothing to hide – I’d immediately start threatening everyone with dire consequences unless they gave back the evidence, rather than showing it to my bosses.

Well thought out. Very sympathetic. Graceful.

Here’s a different idea. Just a thought, mind you.

How about you do your frigging job, and get the trades settled promptly, as Congress ordered you to do in 17A? How about you start NOT allowing super rich gangsters in suits to rip off everyone else in the market, rather than fining them a penny on the dollar while they admit no guilt?

Or how about this: Congress names a special prosecutor, as they did back in 1933, with Ferdinand Percora, and we get to the bottom of why Wall Street gets the hall passes, and investors get the shaft?

Maybe put Gary Aguirre in charge of it, see what turns up? I mean, it kind of seems like he has a pretty good grasp of the issues.

1920s, anonymous pools of huge money belonging to powerful, wealthy, connected Wall Street royalty were moving the markets to suit their fancy, screwing investors and companies in the process.

2006, anonymous pools of money belonging to powerful, wealthy, connected Wall Street royalty are moving the markets to suit their fancy, screwing investors and companies in the process.

1920s, allegations of insider trading, frontrunning, naked short selling, manipulation abounded.

2006, allegations of insider trading, frontrunning, naked short selling, manipulation abound.

1920s, biggest houses on Wall Street were up to no good, almost without break.

2006, biggest houses on Wall Street are up to no good, almost without break.

1920s, Citigroup (then National City Bank) hiding bogus loans, defrauding shareholders with bogus debt, engaging in stock manipulation and naked short selling.

2006, Refco hiding bogus loans, defrauding shareholders with bogus debt, engaging in stock manipulation and naked short selling.

I mean, how frigging hard is this to figure out? The whole thing is running out of control, it appears that you’ve abdicated your responsibility to regulate anything, and the markets are in about the same shape as they were before the 1929 crash. There was no SEC then. So who needs you in your present form?

What exactly have you done for me lately?

Hey, give ME a billion a year and the ability to point some smart, ethical attorneys at bad guys, and I can guaran-f-ing tee you I’ll have some asses sitting in the slammer by year end. And I’ll get the trades settled.

How’s this for some proposed rules? You have to have a borrow – fail to deliver, pay a penalty of 25% of the trade amount, and if it turns out you were doing so with no borrow, it goes to 50%, and there’s a mandatory buy-in on day T+5. No locate garbage. Borrow, or hemorrhage cash. Simple.

Prior fails? Buy them in. Don’t like that? Start buying now, get ahead of it. Not delivering is fraud. Going to cost your clients an arm and a leg? Too frigging bad – they shouldn’t have taken billions without delivering. Crime doesn’t pay. End of lesson.

Want to trade on inside info? Super. Go to jail. Ditto for stock manipulation. Ditto for being a crooked CEO. And any fines get paid back to the agency, with 10% used as a bonus pool. That gets us the best guys on the block.

Are you a market maker? Great. No borrow, no selling stock. Your job is not to manipulate the price of a stock. If you can’t deliver it in T+3, you get bought in. Bona-fide market making doesn’t involve selling shares and then not delivering for weeks or months, so don’t get huffy, and don’t try to BS me.

Want to be an options market maker? Great. Same rules. Don’t like it? Quit.

See? Not hard. Simple. Only ones that lose are the crooks.

Again. Repeat after me. Crime shouldn’t pay. Don’t be a criminal, and you won’t have to worry.

 I’m sick of a system that pays criminals handsomely, and jeopardizes the country’s wellbeing. Don’t like it? Move to Afghanistan, or Venezuela, or China, and try that sh$t over there, see how it works for you.

Any questions?

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Don't miss the Intro chapter to Symphony of Greed - Financial Terrorism and Super-Crime on Wall Street.

And if you didn't see the article in the Columbia Journalism Review on the press coverage of the Aguirre matter, check it out.

 

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Comments (25)
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By bphaere on 6/27/2006 10:27 PM
Goodness, Bunny, don't hold back now!
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Sledge on 6/27/2006 11:21 PM
Bobo, I have passed this website to many and told them to pass it on. To summarize the comments, Bobo tells it like it is like no other financial publication or blog does or dares. I have people that make this blog a daily must read. I will predict right now that when this market corruption blows sky high, you are going to be a very famous person known for honesty, integrity, down right guts and the man that brought it all to light, the man that dared to stick his finger in the eye of Wall Street. You are the one and only person I have ever read that has a way with words that make you sit back and go 'holy shit' after reading your 'hard hitting' commentary.

I will say Bobo, I have explained how corrupt and what a mine field the markets are to frienfd and family that have investments in the stock market.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Sledge on 6/27/2006 11:41 PM
To finsh my comments....

Several people I know are considering taking their money out of the stock market and take a wait and see attitude. You have people worried from exposing the dirt and presenting the risks. This blog has conveyed to them how corrupt and one sided the markets really are and how the transfer of wealth from the small investor to the wealthy Wall Street elite is condoned and protected by the regulators and politicians.

The view of the financial markets 'through the eyes and words of Bobo' is becoming a sobering experience for many people that have market money at risk.

You are opening eyes and dropping jaws Bobo. Keep up the good work.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Sledge on 6/27/2006 11:47 PM
One more comment....

You must be just totally and absolutely pissing off a lot of people that wanted to keep all of this 'shit' covered up. lol
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By InTheKnow on 6/28/2006 4:15 AM
You are the man, Bobo!
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By aldigit01 on 6/28/2006 4:44 AM
Just caught the tail end of a blurb on cnbc. They seemed to be trying to paint the NY Times as being way off base and wearing a tin foil hat. Charlie Gasperino did mention that the two writers were Pulitzer prize winners and he'd like to hear from them before drawing a conclusion. Another segment about to air but they're targeting the insider trading by Pequot, Morgan Stanley's Mack being the tipper, and overall ignoring the larger picture of the rest of Gary's 18 page indictment of the SEC and system. Not unexpected but interesting to see the "reporters" turn on their own.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Selene on 6/28/2006 4:56 AM
I like the militant tone a lot better.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By bbhindyou on 6/28/2006 5:01 AM
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG! I can't get the bleepin hearing up! I try to hear it it says format not supported.Whats going on somebody clue me already .I need to hear this .How can I rip on the hearing if I don't know what is being said.AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!FRUSTRATION!
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Wonder Boy on 6/28/2006 5:25 AM
Try this--click on 'Webcast'

http://judiciary.senate.gov/hearing.cfm?id=1972
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By jo o on 6/28/2006 5:25 AM
DAMN...feels good to be a gangster!
DAMN...feels good to hear you take on...THE GANGSTERS!!
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By hemingway811 on 6/28/2006 5:26 AM
bbhindyou,

I was having the exact problem you experienced. Go to this link.

http://www.capitolhearings.org/

On the right side of the page, click on Dirksen 226. Once you do that, RealPlayer will launch. Then click on the icon for "play."
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By bbhindyou on 6/28/2006 5:33 AM
It's trying to charge me to install a real player optaon.No I do not want to pay 19.95 but I will.sigh.Taken again.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By bbhindyou on 6/28/2006 5:50 AM
I entered everything including my credit card number and it's still NOT WORKING.I guess it's like everything else in government we pay and pay and recieve WHAT.Somebody will post what was said I hope.I feel like I'm at a parade standing behind a row of giants I know something is happening but I havent got a chance of seeing what.Darn it!Well, go ahead I'll get it eventually as usual I'll just bbhindyou.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Niel Storts on 6/28/2006 6:03 AM
What a crock. Still haven't gotten it up. Typical. Give us a rundown later. No hurry. We will be advised on the idiot box how nothing really occured. Same as every other day.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By piddly_sum on 6/28/2006 6:06 AM
Specter: "There is nothing like a criminal prosecution"
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By bobo on 6/28/2006 6:10 AM
The only thing Justice can come up with for a hedge fund criminal prosecution is Bayou, for ripping off their own investors and defrauding them.

Throw them in jail.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By daven on 6/28/2006 6:15 AM
Real Player has a free version - they hide it, but it's there.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Concerned-investor on 6/28/2006 6:35 AM
The WallStreet Whore, Schumer just said that it was Banking committee's "headache" and not judiciary committee's as the JC didn't have the "expertise" or knowledge of the subject!!! What a joke! Nothing drives a message home better to the hedgies than a prison sentence, certainly not paltry penalties they have been paying all these days without admitting guilt!
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By bobo on 6/28/2006 6:44 AM
Wow. Kasowitz (sic) is great. Told it like it is.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By bbhindyou on 6/28/2006 7:24 AM
Thanks daven!
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By piddly_sum on 6/28/2006 7:32 AM
Sounds like Mack's head is in the nutcracker now
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Concerned Citizen on 6/28/2006 7:50 AM
The testimony is being typed on the judicary site after each person testifies. Good reads!

http://judiciary.senate.gov/hearing.cfm?id=1972

I just read the testimony of Demetrios Anifantis.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By old duffer on 6/28/2006 8:17 AM
listening now to comments and questions by Specter,never one of his fans but he seems to be ecucated and ready to start a fire on this issue.he is affirming that this may come under criminal activity and i don't think the Shelby gang is about to get this issue back to his bought off banking committee.

Please Lord help defeat the evil ones commiting these crimes!
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Selene on 6/28/2006 8:44 AM
Aguirre and Anifantis are examples of what real men look and sound like. They are true American Patriots in my book.
Re: How Dare You Defy The Great OZ!!! I Will Crush Your Head Like A Wallnut... By Millerd1 on 6/28/2006 9:31 AM
Sure looks and feels different this time! One hell of a well done for Bob and Patrick!

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