The NY Post had a truly classic piece today, discussing the Milberg Weiss indictment.
Perhaps the single brightest moment of my day.
Here's my favorite quote - and I am not making this up:
"One class-action lawyer who worked with Milberg on three suits over the past decade told The Post he had repeatedly asked the firm's lawyers how they always seemed to have a plaintiff who had held the correct amount of stock for the requisite time.
"One [Milberg] lawyer told me that they tracked companies with a history of heavy debt loads, bad management and the like. He said that they had a network of 'pigeons' owning these shares."
The class-action lawyer said potential targets could be identified easily using general market sources and forensic accounting services that scoured balance sheets and corporate filing for red flags about a company's health.
How he wound up owning stocks that always seemed to collapse in scandal had been a subject of debate among securities lawyers.
One way Milberg apparently did not get their information was by working with short-sellers - investors who hope to profit when the stock price of a company falls. Traders at seven of the leading short-selling hedge funds told The Post they never helped Milberg identify likely targets. "
Emphasis mine, lest you fail to appreciate the irony.
Can you imagine? Perps claiming they are innocent? Wow. How completely unexpected.
I wonder if any of the hedge funds were high on drugs or alcohol or seeing shrinks when they said that?
I wonder if the reporter was?
How did that conversation go, do you think?
"Hey, Marc, did you ever knowingly participate in a criminal racketeering scheme with the attorneys who have been indicted by the DOJ?"
"Uh...er....why, of course not! That is outlandish! I would never do anything illegal or bad. We make our outsized returns by, well, uh, you know, being really smart and stuff! Er....why...did you hear something?"
I mean, imagine how unexpected that is - 7 out of 7 short selling hedge fund managers - a breed well known for their honesty and ethical makeup - say they aren't felons engaging in racketeering.
Huh.
Just like the Gradient spokesperson said that journalists never had access to their reports in advance or real-time - until she had to admit that they in fact did.
Was Gradient one of Milberg's "forensic accounting services?" Can this get any more blatant as propaganda? Would this article be written differently if it was appearing in a Communist Chinese publication, and the goal was to assure the masses that the powers that be weren't involved in the larceny? It is so clumsy as to be embarrassing.
I wonder how many of the hedge funds are currently being investigated by the SEC?
Can you imagine that the hedge funds didn't tell the reporter that it was a fair cop, that they had in fact knowingly participated in numerous felonies, and used Milberg as part of a stock manipulation scheme? I mean, who needs cops or detectives - all we have to do is ask those suspected of wrongdoing, and they will tell us the truth!
"The way we knew, day in and day out, that complete surprises like NFI's out of nowhere WSJ article were going to take the stock down 50%, was because Mama Juju would intuit that somehow the companies were bad....which we would then act on by illegally paying plaintiffs to take positions and act as damaged shareholders. I mean, is that so wrong? Because we wouldn't have engaged in fraud, racketeering, money laundering, etc. if we had known it was wrong..."
Is it more sad that this is what passes for journalism on the East Coast, or that we are expected to be stupid enough to believe it? I mean, not we, specifically, because I don't read it except when someone sends me an article like this, or when I am reading about how the Page 6 editor's extortion scheme was unknown by everyone else, and how the rest of the paper isn't dirty, or anything.
Again, this is the sort of hard hitting journalism that is right up with "who's the Easter Bunny" and other gems. No surprise at its source.
"Mr. President, were you involved with breaking into Democratic headquarters at the Watergate hotel?"
"Uh....er...of course not! That is outrageous! I am not a crook!"
And so on.
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Carol also had a moment of hard-hitting journalistic bravado this week, when she covered the CFA conference on NSS' cancellation - which was easy, as she didn't have to be anywhere near the building there, either, as she wasn't at the NASAA conference she also "reported" on.
Apparently the organizer of the event had the temerity to have a position in OSTK - which is likely what drove his interest in the entire crisis in the first place.
This was treated as though some sort of scandalous development - why, is unknown.
The guy invited the SEC, the NYSE, the NASD, and the DTCC to appear at the conference, but nobody wanted to send anyone - which Carol twists into, "Here's why the panel is so one-sided; the organizer is an OSTK shareholder!"
Carol, sweetie, he did try to get all the folks from the "other side" to attend, so that there would be two sides represented - but nobody wanted to show their faces!
Is that so hard to understand, from your perspective? The reason that the panel was so "one-sided" (which I suppose means folks who are examining the evidence presented by OSTK and available from the market, and going, "Hey, this is completely out of whack - WTF?") is because none of the folks from the establishment side of the fence wanted any part of having their actions exposed or discussed with them in attendance.
Simple.
Here's an example of Carol's unbiased journalism:
"Whatever the outcome of the CFA LA panel, the stakes are high as powerful law firms and their clients try to weigh in on the topic and influence ongoing litigations."
Huh? Where is there any evidence that is the case? Oh, there is none. Just more spin from Carol.
Sort of like where she reported that the NASAA conference decided there was no NSS problem, or where she completely invented Cam Funhouser's statements to make them appear to claim something they did not.
At least she's consistent.
So this week was another new low for the NY press corps - and it's only Wednesday.
Golly, I wonder why so many Americans don't trust the mainstream media or their government anymore, and are getting most of their info from blogs and international news sources?
Hmmm.
That's a tough one.