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Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation...

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Posted by:   bobo 5/16/2006 5:54 PM

This was sitting in my in-box when I got back from the dentist this afternoon:

"New Hedge-Fund Rules Discouraged
Bernanke Says Discipline By Traders and Investors Is Most Effective Constraint
By GREG IP and KARA SCANNELL
May 17, 2006

WASHINGTON -- Top financial regulators advised against additional regulation of the booming hedge-fund industry, with Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke warning that direct regulation could weaken market discipline over the fast-moving entities.

Representatives of the Federal Reserve, the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Treasury Department told Congress Tuesday that at this point, there didn't appear to be a need for additional regulation. "

Wow.

I mean, there was zero regulation of hedge funds until Donaldson passed the limp-wristed requirement for US hedge funds to register with the SEC this year. And what has that accomplished - I mean, how hard is it to evade that feel-good panacea?

Well, you can change the redemption time from one to two years, and you don't have to register.

Or you can create a fund that is sub-$25 million and you don't have to register.

Or you can domicile your fund offshore and you don't have to register.

Basically, if you don't feel like it, and have a functioning cerebral cortex, you don't have to register.

So how can this group of august experts stand around and conclude that the current, virtually voluntary registration scheme is adequate to prevent anything?

Beats me. Then again, these are the same people that feel that self-regulation is a good idea - in spite of the many billions stolen by provable larcenous activity from those engaging in the self-regulation.

Now, the Federal Reserve Banks are partially owned by some of Wall Street's biggest names, so it is hardly surprising that those folks are against clamping down on their biggest customers.

And the SEC also thought that it was a good idea to allow REFCO to go public even as their senior management was being sanctioned for engaging in a market manipulation scheme involving naked short selling - so it is questionable what they WOULDN'T green light, at this point.

In fact, it sure sounds like a get-together of those entities most likely to favor little or no regulation of the single most powerful force in the market today.

Because the market is so good at righting wrongs and policing itself.

Consider this statement from another article covering the proceedings:

"The Fed chief suggested that financial institutions and others that do business with hedge funds make sure they are doing all they can to sufficiently blunt their risks. "Continued focus on counterparty risk management is likely the best course for addressing systemic concerns related to hedge funds," Bernanke said. "

Just look at how well that approach worked for the S&L's - deregulated in the early 80's, collapsing the financial system 6 years later. Very nice. That was a good experiment in lack of regulation. Thank goodness we learned from that. And recall how well Wall Street and the other counterparties who were the supposed checks and balances for the S&Ls managed the risks. Is anyone fooled by this idiocy? I mean, really? Is anyone? An industry that is founded in unbridled greed, and which has been shown to be capable of the most elaborate sorts of crookery ever conceived, is supposed to be the first line of defense against those who compose the lion's share of their business?

Who is buying these fairy tales? It is absolutely confounding. Recall my last column, where I clearly indicated how easy it is to launder money using a hedge fund - how precisely does counterparty risk management, and the supposed collective wisdom of the market, stop that from happening? Answer: It doesn't. And now we are seeing some of the most prominent hedge funds sued for alleged stock manipulation - gasp, how unheard of on Wall Street by stock pool operators! Who could have imagined that unregulated entities operating on the honor system might be tempted to do what they have for the last hundred years? I mean, there are rules, I say! Just as there are rules against driving over 55 - that worked admirably. And there are rules against stock parking, and front-running, and insider trading...just ask Milken and Boesky about those rules and how well they worked on the honor system.

Every day I sit down to write this column, and it is literally with mouth agape that I read my emails to determine a topic for the day. I couldn't make this up.

Carol Remond had a column on the Whistler case being tossed today, and focused on the letter from the SEC in response to the NASAA brief - where the SEC basically said, "Never mind the legal arguments advanced in that brief, if you let the state securities folks fight fraud in their states by making entities doing business in those states liable for their actions, it will undermine the federal system we, the SEC, control." Again, this from the folks that OK'd REFCO going public even as their swindling management was being sanctioned. And which totally ignores that even though that sentiment sounds compelling, it disagrees with the case law, and intent of Congress - as articulated in the briefs.

I wake up every day now and wonder aloud just how much worse this can get. How much more egregious does the wholesale violation of the country's economic system have to get before someone - anyone - elected to protect the country's interests stands up on their hind legs and speaks up?

You have anonymous entities controlling nation-state sized money, free to launder and operate however their consciences dictate...you have laughable oversight that amounts to meaningless cosmetic efforts wholly lacking in any substance (shades of Reg SHO there...)...You have the SEC simultaneously unable to effectively deal with its clearing and settlement SRO - the DTCC - as it is unable to meaningfully deal with its other SROs (hey, I know, let's let the gangs police themselves, and the rapists, and the murderers!) and yet simultaneously arguing that the state right to prosecute fraud should be abrogated...You have the states literally declaring civil war with the SEC over the naked short selling issue that the SEC has been able to do NOTHING to stop - OSTK on the SHO list for 278 straight days being an example....

But tut tut, we will have none of that "stifling" regulation here.

No, maybe we should allow the hedge fund industry to become 1/10 of the world's entire annual GNP before we do anything more stringent than requiring pretty much only the funds who feel like it to sign up to some theoretical examination and audit which has yet to ever take place, presumably overseen by the agency that complains it lacks the resources to even police the participants in the market, much less this new, megaclass of threat.

Some days I shouldn't get out of bed. I think this is one of them...

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Comments (15)
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By clearthinker on 5/16/2006 9:09 PM
tomorrow may be another good day to stay in bed....and the day after....too many compromised people in the system....and it is a true catch 22...the easiest answer is to completely boycott the stock market until the regulators PROVE that they wil protect investors.....but what if we gave a boycott and no one showed up.... and that is exactly what the system counts on....marginalize the protestors....As Byrne once said...it's the perfect crime....especially if you pick on companies that have no earnings....

Sorry mess this is
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By bobo on 5/16/2006 9:20 PM
It is the perfect crime in the sense that we have allowed the lowest traits of our population define our systems. Perhaps we really do have the system we deserve. If we are a nation of illiterates and TV addicts with no interest in understanding history, then perhaps this is what we get. A system where the uber-smart prey on the weak and the easily victimized. Might makes right.

Nice, huh? And yet we are so quick to proclaim our superiority...
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By snoozern on 5/16/2006 9:32 PM
Buck up, Bob.

Manifest the day when Bernanke's tenure is cut short due to the sentiments he expressed today. He's given you the rope to hang him. Save it, because he isn't the first target.

Think about the progress you have made in airing this issue.

Regards,
Rick
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By teacheric on 5/16/2006 9:34 PM
I can't help but thing about that movie, "V for Vendetta." We, the people, need to take action as a whole, and take back our markets. We need to be heard as a large pissed off group that isn't going to take it anymore. I am so disgusted at what I've been reading lately. We need to start up our own regulated market. "Come on over to our market, where each share is real and worth exactly one vote." I feel so cheated and ripped off, and by my own government. Perhaps it might be better to get out of bed in the morning in Russia. No one is willing to listen to any of us except ourselves, and we are the ones with the power, but we willingly give it away to the crooks. We need a wake-up call. Wake up America! We need the ability to somehow get this whole mess on prime-time television, something not scheduled but just sudden. "We interupt your program for some shocking, unbelievable, breaking news. Is our own country ripping us off? It's no longer a question but a fact. The U.S. stock market is a sham. Stay tuned at eleven for the sad details."
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By adnan on 5/16/2006 9:35 PM
The same Adnan Khasshogi who brought down MJK Clearing in 2001, who was involved in Iran Contra, who was connected to Elgindy who naked shorted the airlines on Sept. 11th and who the SEC can't find to charge with his crimes.

http://www.madcowprod.com/05172006.html

This seems way off topic, but Mark was right when he said naked shorting facilitates terrorism.

It is a treasonous threat to our country and standard of living.

Try googling "khasshoggi sec". You'd expect to see something about the MJK Clearing fiasco, but instead you see 911, connections to Bin Laden and arms deals with top officials.

No wonder they want to keep naked shorting quiet.
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By PHANTOM SHARES on 5/17/2006 3:51 AM
PHANTOM SHARES, ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE THE SHO LIST:

CGN News - 'Phantom' Video Game CEO Charged With Pump And Dump Scheme

"The SEC said Roberts made $422,500 from the scheme by selling more than 1.3 million shares of his own stock in the company - often without publicly disclosing those sales - and paid the promoter in Infinium LABS stock without registering the transfer with the SEC."

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""Stockgate: OTCBB Threshold Securities Listed But Hundreds ‘Missing In Action’ 2/7/2005
February 7, 2005 (FinancialWire) Hienergy Technologies (OTCBB: HIET), Heartland Oil & Gas (OTCBB: HOGC), Hepalife Technologies (OTCBB: HPLF) and Infinium Labs (OTCBB: IFLB) are among some 112 over-the-counter bulletin board companies identified on the most recent NASDAQ “Threshold Security List” mandated by U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission Regulation SHO.
http://www.investrend.com/articles/article.asp?analystId=0&id=13182&topicId=160&level=16...
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CGN News - 'Phantom' Video Game CEO Charged With Pump And Dump Scheme
05.16.06 by Alex Spiro

The former CEO of a Seattle-based video game company has been charged with artificially inflating his company's stock price while he sold personal shares, commonly referred to as a pump and dump scheme.

The Securities and Exchange Commission on Tuesday accused Timothy Roberts of hiring a promoter to send junk faxes to tens of thousands of investors across the country, making it appear Infinium LABS was on the verge of launching a new gaming system, dubbed "The Phantom." Infinium, in actuality, had postponed the system's launch due to insufficient resources. It has yet to launch.

The SEC said Roberts made $422,500 from the scheme by selling more than 1.3 million shares of his own stock in the company - often without publicly disclosing those sales - and paid the promoter in Infinium LABS stock without registering the transfer with the SEC. Both activities violate federal securities laws. It is asking a U.S. District Court in Orlando, Fla., to force Roberts to surrender those proceeds, pay a civil penalty and be prohibited from ever again serving as an officer or director of a public company or participating in any offering of penny stock.

Calls to the company for comment were not returned.

Roberts, who remains chairman of Infinium LABS, owned 25 percent of the company's stock at the time of the alleged scheme.

Started in late 2002, Infinium LABS planned to offer an on-demand video game service, delivering titles to players via an online subscription. The company, in filings with the SEC, projected the system would bring in revenue of roughly $35 million within the first year.

A working prototype was shown at the E3 trade show in 2004 - and Infinium claimed the product would go on sale that November, despite the fact that it had not fully developed the software required to stream the games over the Internet, had not licensed the content for its game catalog and had not partnered with a retailer to market the system.

In filings with the SEC, the company estimated it needed $11.5 million to fund the Phantom's launch. Roberts met with stock promoter Michael Pickens that year, according to the court filing, but Pickens was unable to find investors for the company.

By fall 2004, Infinium was paying employees with stock instead of cash, according to the complaint. In November, Roberts and Pickens resumed their relationship, with Pickens allegedly offering to promote the company in a "fax campaign."

Among their other claims, the faxes said "Infinium LABS management has done the work to make sure that the product launch is 100 percent successful in January 2005." The SEC charges that there were never any plans to launch at that time, however.

Public trading of Infinium LABS stock surged when the faxes were sent. Volume was up 64 percent during the first 10 day round.

"Despite the company's poor cash position, Roberts wired Pickens $100,000 from an Infinium LABS bank account on Dec. 17, 2004," according to the filing. "On Dec. 20, 2004 and again on Dec. 31, 2004, Roberts wrote checks to Pickens totaling $100,000 from an Infinium LABS bank account."

In addition to the cash payments, the SEC also accuses Roberts of paying Pickens 4 million shares of restricted Infinium LABS stock.

The Phantom and Infinium LABS were mocked mercilessly amongst gamers in 2004 and most of 2005, many of whom were skeptical of the name - and whether the company could deliver on its promises. Hardware enthusiast site [H]ardOCP.com launched an investigative report on the company and its principals in 2003. Infinium sued for libel, but the courts found in [H]ardOCP's favor.

After its 2004 E3 appearance, the company did not return to the show. And while it has not mentioned the Phantom lately, Infinium LABS is reportedly working to distribute a unique keyboard/mouse setup for couchbound PC users.

Source: CNN Money
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By total lie on 5/17/2006 3:56 AM
This post is a total lie. Elgindy was short GENI and had no connections to Khashoggi. You should not post such garbage. You have been listening to Bud Burrell to much. Bud posted that Elgindy was involved with Khashoggi. That was a lie. Elgindy also did not short airline stocks.

Sure he was found guity of fraud but get your facts straight.

Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By adnan on 5/16/2006 9:35 PM
The same Adnan Khasshogi who brought down MJK Clearing in 2001, who was involved in Iran Contra, who was connected to Elgindy who naked shorted the airlines on Sept. 11th and who the SEC can't find to charge with his crimes.

http://www.madcowprod.com/05172006.html

This seems way off topic, but Mark was right when he said naked shorting facilitates terrorism.

It is a treasonous threat to our country and standard of living.

Try googling "khasshoggi sec". You'd expect to see something about the MJK Clearing fiasco, but instead you see 911, connections to Bin Laden and arms deals with top officials.

No wonder they want to keep naked shorting quiet.

Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By troydian on 5/17/2006 5:45 AM
I have researched elgindy,,, he is PART of a huge cabal ruining our way of life freedom!! its no lie.. there are thousands os misinformation miscreants working very hard to keep us from putting the pieces together..total lie is one such miscreant.. I know the truth.. are you brave enough to handle your govt is complicent in not only the crime but the coverup and massive dissinfo campaiin.?
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By bobo on 5/17/2006 6:47 AM
Wow. So let me get this straight. The same government that allowed the S&L crisis to blossom, and fought all efforts to rein in the wholesale looting of the thrift industry...the same one that had clandestine facets selling arms to our sworn enemies in order to supply terrorists..er, "rebels"...to destabilize central American countries...the same one that allowed REFCO to go public...and Bank of NY to money launder for the Russian mob...the same one that had a sitting president pardon uber-bad-guy Marc Rich....

That government doesn't have our best interests at heart, and might be allowing bad guys to loot America's heartland's savings?

Get outta here. That's crazy talk. Why, if that was the case, you'd expect to see regulators ignoring obvious crime, and bad guys misbehaving with impunity, and Soviet Russia type control over the media's spin....

See? That's just nutty.
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By clearthinker on 5/17/2006 6:58 AM
bobo- that's the point.....they problem is systemic...players come and go, but the looting of the average American continues and it is everywhere...form credit card fees, front running mutual fund trading, naked short selling, allowing Refco to go public, the list is longer than your blog permits...

Systemic......now what do we do to fix it.......
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By bryedge on 5/17/2006 7:03 AM
BobO,
It is like someone has kicked the air out of your lungs. A battle lost.

However, Bob, it is not the outcome of the WAR. A single battle does not an outcome make.

You do great work here. You inspire. You educate. You are a bright light of truth.

Staying in bed, putting your head in the sand, hiding from the truth. These are not characteristics that describe you.

Pick your weapon backup Soldier and get back into the fight.

To effect YOUR morale is a major goal of the enemy because to effect YOU will effect many others. It is the lot you have chosen, admirably. Great leaders seldom walk the easy road.

I pray for your strenght. Lord knows, we need it now more than ever.
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By bobo on 5/17/2006 7:22 AM
bryedge: I'm as feisty as ever. I just cannot believe what I am reading every day. You would have to be delusional to believe that this is moving the right direction. It isn't my morale that is flagging. Far from it. I am simply in awe of the depth of corruption that is required in order to sell an entire nation down the river with such abandon.
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By old duffer on 5/17/2006 7:24 AM
Pull whatever money you have left in the markets.

Buy gold and silver.

Those are the only two things we can do that the Satanic groups running everything now does not want any of us to do.

Quit playing Satans game.Banks,Markets,and Governments all look to be controled by ultimate evil. To HELL WITH THEM!
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By anon on 5/17/2006 8:33 AM
I would be careful of gold and silver here too. The only way for the miscreants to clean up their nakedness is to take the whole market down. Proceed with caution.
Re: Regulation? We don' need no steenkeeeng regulation... By old duffer on 5/17/2006 1:29 PM
anon,

i will take my chances with bullion. the only thing doing me much good the last few years. my silver from alst summer still almost double and no one pulls the bid when i go to sell.i think they will ruin the whole system including fiat if they are not careful, if so several hundred pounds of silver still might buy me more then a semi loadof cash.

i don't joke when i say these scum are in with satan...i mean for real as in the book of the Revelation ...if so they can burn in hell! see how much good the money does them there!

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