Isn't it an outrage when the SEC issues subpoenas? What is going on? I can't believe that they would dare do so - what, is this Nazi Germany? Soviet Russia? The Taliban's tribunals?
Oh wait.
That is only if you are a journalist and get a subpoena.
It's cause for castigation and assumption of guilt if it isn't you. Got it. See, I get all dizzy on this. I thought that, well, subpoenas were, sort of all created equal.
Apparently not.
If you are a wealthy, powerful TV celebrity you can wipe your bottom with one, and the New York financial press will herald you as a brave voice of freedom.
If you are the lone voice battling market corruption, then you can expect to be dragged through the mud, with that same NY press assuming that you are in a world of hurt, and are crooked as a drunk's sobriety-test walk.
Herb issued forth the obligatory article today, and, gasp, Roddy Boyd was also heard from on the OSTK tempest in a teacup. News releases announced the subpoena and noted that the price was down several dollars in after hours - but neglected to point out that was one 100 share trade, and that the price was back up on the next trade. And the WSJ slipped in a stealth slam as well. WSJ pieces are invariably for pay subscription only - except when it is bad news about a company the Street is massively short, and then it is free to everyone. Note that the WSJ piece doesn't say, in the last paragraph, that OSTK revised their earnings upwards due to overly conservative accounting - tut tut, why bore anyone with those details?
Is there anyone reading this that doesn't see what is going on here? Oh, and I just got an email indicating that the brokerages are tightening up the margin on OSTK - forcing margin calls from anyone over-leveraged. This is SOP if you are trying to cause a drop, or selling. Unfortunately for the street, they have a huge problem - there are no real shares to sell, and the price isn't dropping like a rock, thus they are pulling all the usual stunts to effectively zero avail.
That is really too funny.
I mean, it's like watching 5 guys pass the bill around after dinner, round and round, hoping the next guy will pay it, and yet nobody has the cash to do so. And yet round and round it goes.
Just funny as hell. And so obvious. I mean, who could predict that an SEC action would be followed by massive media attention, and broker pile-on?
Wonder what the class action guys are going to do with their no-doubt-already-written suit, predicated on the massive price drop that never happened? Sue because, well, Herb doesn't like Patrick?
That's gotta suck, when you throw a stock manipulation and nobody comes....