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Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption...

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Posted by:   bobo 1/16/2006 11:05 PM

(Update: This just in - yet another journalist caught being paid to write stories to further the interests of big money: BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) -- Throughout the six-month trial that led to Richard Scrushy's acquittal in the $2.7 billion fraud at HealthSouth Corp., a small, influential newspaper consistently printed articles sympathetic to the defense of the fired CEO. Audry Lewis, the author of those stories in The Birmingham Times, the city's oldest black-owned paper, now says she was secretly working on behalf of Scrushy, who she says paid her $11,000 through a public relations firm and typically read her articles before publication. Audry Lewis and Henderson now say Scrushy owes them $150,000 for the newspaper stories and other public relations work, including getting black pastors to attend the trial in a bid to sway the mostly black jury.)

 

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Our Elected Officials And Media Are For Sale? Gasp…Sputter…Say It Isn’t So…

 

Today, Jack Abramoff pleaded guilty to a host of charges involving paying politicians for their votes and their political favor. The man was one of the more recognized lobbyists on the Beltway, and it turns out he was nothing more than a bribery mechanism for special interests who wanted to buy legislation and policy.

 

Now, imagine that.

 

Elected officials in our capital, taking money and favors, in exchange for their votes and their power. Huh.

 

But I thought that didn’t happen, at least not anymore. That was all the bad old days – you know, those wild, go-go Eighties, when the S&L crisis turned out to have been aided and abetted by our elected officials and regulators. We were told that was all fixed. Put behind us. A brave new future of honesty and a brighter tomorrow our hard-earned legacy from those dark days of the past.

 

But it turns out it wasn’t.

 

Fixed.

 

At all.

 

At first, Abranoff insisted that it was all untrue, that he was a victim of political foes or rivals, that the charges were ludicrous, that he would never do anything of the kind, that he was the last honest man in Washington – everything but a SLAPP argument, frankly.

 

Of course, that was all a lie.

 

“This is the most corrupt Congress in U.S. history,” said Toby Chaudhuri, communications director of the Campaign for America’s Future, which is running television and newspaper ads in Texas and Ohio calling on voters to “clean the stables.”

 

The most corrupt in U.S. history? Come on, I mean, that's a tall order. How bad would it have to be to outstrip the Congress that violated every treaty we ever signed with the Indians? That would be almost unimaginable – every time one of the palefaces showed up with a pen, it turned into genocide and wholesale land theft. Or what about the S&L crisis? Wasn’t the bar on thievery set pretty high by the Keating Five, who actively worked with the worst criminals of that era to steal hundreds of billions from American taxpayers? How bad could it get, to make those shrink in comparison?

 

Well, for starters, it could be a situation where special interests have bought and paid for most of the decision-making process in Washington, allowing criminals to effectively legislate their own meaningless laws and pardons. Kind of like I've been saying for over a year in my editorials.

 

I saw that $50K bought a Congressman’s vote, to block some legislation some interest wanted quashed. That's a bargain. I mean, inflation isn’t a problem in the bribery business – that's cheap for that kind of clout. Makes you wonder what it would cost to buy the House Finance Committee, or what the pricetag to bury Senate Banking Hearings would be, hypothetically speaking… $5 million would be mice nuts to put the kibosh on hearings about naked short selling if you're running tens of billions of FTD positions, or are splitting the bill with the larger banks on the Street. That's beer money by those standards.

 

And yet, now we find out that instead of some wild-eyed conspiracy, that is how business is conducted on Capital Hill. Huh.

 

If the Native American lobby can afford Abramoff, and he can buy Congressmen at wholesale prices, doesn’t it make one wonder what the industry that will handle $1.2 quadrillion this year, and which owns the biggest business of its kind in the world, can afford? Wall Street money makes a hundred K here or there seem like subway tokens.

 

Why, given what we are now discovering from the Abramoff affair, I wonder what it would cost to buy immunity for defrauding investors for years, by taking money for sales and never delivering the product ? Or to get laws passed that contain no penalties for violating them? Wouldn't it be more efficient to just publish a menu? You know, "Look the other way from Congress, $250K per year, pro-industry law passage, $500K," and so on...

 

At this point, I would say, who cares what it costs – I’m in! The barriers to really putting the pork to Main Street America are gone if you can just buy the legislation you want, and whatever the price tag, we’ll make it back in a few hours of trading – let the good times roll, man. Come on, it’s like free beer night at the wayward nymphomaniac cheerleaders’ home, and we’re in the band! Whooo hoooo.

 

If you are Wall Street, how many million-dollar jobs do you have to give ex-SEC staffers in order to get them to work for your interests, rather than in the interest of the public? What if it cost $10 million a year? $20? What’s the difference when the money is so huge - when trillions are being discussed as the profits from naked short selling and stock manipulation? How price sensitive would you be, to ensure that les bons temps continued to roule?

 

Seriously. What part of this isn’t so obvious as to make your skin crawl?

 

Does anyone have any difficulty whatsoever in understanding how this works?

 

On a related note, Doug Bandow, a Fellow at the prestigious CATO Institute, and an influential columnist, resigned today. The reason was that he admitted to taking money from Abramoff over a period spanning at least the last 10 years, in exchange for WRITING EDITORIALS USING “TOPICS AND INFORMATION PROVIDED BY ABRAMOFF” – basically selling his editorials to the lobbyist in exchange for envelopes filled with twenties – not even hundreds, as Bandow was cheap, even by big money standards. A couple grand per gig, tops. Chump change. And he wasn't/isn't the only one doing it, if you read the article - some even defend the practice. Bandow was syndicated in several hundred newspapers around the country, so the notion that he wasn't a member of the media is specious - he had reach, and a lot of people read his columns believing that his was an unbought perspective. Wrong. 

 

This was especially interesting to me, given the recent controversy over the notion that a cadre of the NY financial press could be co-opted, or even bought, given their amazing penchant for attacking companies certain short sellers dislike. I wish I had a dollar for every message board post accusing me of being krazeeee, that this was impossible, didn’t happen. How dare you. And so on.

 

But, tut tut, apparently it does happen. And it doesn’t even cost much – journalists are apparently far cheaper than Congressmen.

 

I guess the only question would be, do you pay piecemeal, or on retainer? In the Abramoff case, the first one that rolled over was a piecemeal play, but who wants to bet that we start hearing about others that had anonymous ATM cards to BVI accounts, and had a nice little $50K-$250K per year gig going? That would be my hunch as to what the NY financial guys could command – this isn’t Indian gaming we are talking, this is real money, Federal Reserve-level denero. All my opinion, but it certainly explains things handily.

 

Up until now, the rejoinder would have been that “it doesn’t happen.” We're supposed to forget the Dorfmans of the world – they were CNBC touts with colorful shticks, but there won’t be any more CNBC touts with colorful shticks that are compromised. No way. That was all in a vacuum.

 

But it does happen. It is business as usual. That is what we are seeing confirmed.

 

So now we have a credible explanation for a, "see no evil, hear no evil" stance from our regulators and our elected watchdogs, and a cone of silence from the press. It isn’t that it is too complicated to explain or that America isn't interested. That was always hogwash - allow me to do it in a few sentences everyone can grasp: Wall Street has ripped off hundreds of billions by taking orders and processing sales transactions, pocketing the money, and never delivering the product, defrauding investors by lying to them at every step. The SEC and the DTCC (Wall Street’s alter-ego, the wholly-owned, private company that is the largest entity of its kind in the world) cover it up, pass laws that forgive all instances of the fraud until a company winds up on the Reg SHO list, have no penalties for violating the rules, and keep all the info secret.

 

The end.

 

It’s not complicated. And it isn’t that Joe Sixpack doesn’t care or understand - he just hasn't been asked the appropriate question: “Have you lost money in the market over the last 5 years? That money was likely stolen from you, rather than lost legitimately. Interested?”

 

No, the explanation that I advanced, and that Dr. Byrne sets out in his brilliant slideshow series linked here in the Slideshows section, is much more straightforward: Wall Street money is big money, and it has bought most of Washington, the regulators, and the press.

 

Simple.

 

And here, in living color, is confirmation that those wild theories are in fact a clinically precise description of how Wall Street and Washington operate.

 

Figure it out, people. It isn’t hard.

Copyright ©2006 Bob O'Brien
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Comments (27)
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By Niel Storts on 1/17/2006 5:35 AM
Those folks will continue to trade off of their reputations. Claiming that being an expensive call girl places them above crib whores. Not surprised. Only question is. Would it be better to wander back to Ohio and look up the Ammish cousins? Seems to be the case. Only thing stopping a person is the self imposed desire to protect a holy grail. Oh well. Once more into the breach.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By Chris on 1/17/2006 6:12 AM
I'm not sure what the rules are,or if you would mind.(your copyright protection),So I'll ask, can someone use some of your writings to help spread the word? You have a way of putting thinks into words that I could never do. I just want to help any way I can.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By PhantomCertificates on 1/18/2006 8:48 PM
teachericpj, I wonder what is keeping him up at night. The fact that the bad guys exist or that you are asking him these questions?
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By bobo on 1/17/2006 7:49 AM
You may absolutely use whatever you like, with or without attribution, for private communications. With attribution for public.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By dave on 1/17/2006 8:34 AM
It might make sense to put that right on the front page, that writings can be published with attribution. Maybe a newspaper or magazine will run one of the blog entries if the content is given to them for free.

I think the reason Joe Sixpack has trouble understanding that he has been ripped off is because he receives a confirmation slip, a brokerage statement and voting proxies. I think his line of logic is that if those documents were wrong, then his broker would obviously be in jail for fraud, so they can't be wrong.

Hitler observed in "Mein Kampf" that telling a lie so "colossal" that no one would believe anyone "could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously". In other words, when a lie is SO big, it becomes impossible to believe that it could be a lie. It is too difficult for many to believe that the stock market could be based on such massive fraud or such a massive lie.










Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By dave on 1/17/2006 8:44 AM
The blog writers should make sure they also put links, info on this page as a lot of newspaper and magazine writers will refer to Wikipedia for background on a story.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_short
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By Chris on 1/17/2006 9:32 AM
Thats the main reason I like to copy Some of your writings,not to take credit, but because I'm that Joe Sixpack, And I know a lot people who are in the Stock market but not on a computer much and this kind of info. may surprise them.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By Patchie on 1/17/2006 9:33 AM
Dave, you are correct that most people do not know. The biggest scam are the false statements put out by the brokerage firms. All of my future purchases placed through a firm will specifically require 3-day settlement without extensions for the FTD's. If I then audit the firm (request Certs that cannot be immediately delivered)and catch them with an FTD I will take action against the firm. rule 15c6-1 applies to the contract between my broker and me as much as it does between my broker and the selling side.

An employee of the NASD told me that this is an option I have.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By bobo on 1/17/2006 10:16 AM
Dave

The wikepedia link didn't come through all the way.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By mfairview on 1/17/2006 12:21 PM
Looks like wikipedia got Ryal-ized. What a wacko this character is. Patchie, you might have a libel case against his recent statement: "David Patch is a known securities fraud who promotes the sleeziest of sleazy penny stocks not only through Gayle Essary's scammy Financialwire and investigatethesec.com websites but using Lycos ragingbull.com to bring in more suckers to defraud with penny stocks that run pump and dump activities and then as share price collapses as more shares are dumped cry 'naked shorting' and the SEC looks the other way."
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By whosyouruncle33 on 1/17/2006 2:41 PM
The 1/3/06 AP article on Abramoff's guilty plea was credited to Mark Sherman (Wash D/C) and Curt Anderson (Miami), with inputs by Pete Yost, Mike Sniffen, Sharon Theimer and Dave Anderson. On the chance that one or more of these AP reporters are somewhat free of Wall Street influence, have they been contacted to see if willing to pursue our story?
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By mfairview on 1/17/2006 2:52 PM
Looks like Patrick isn't the only fighting bent reporters: http://www.blogmaverick.com/entry/1234000477055301/
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By nabrum on 1/17/2006 3:13 PM


Bummer :)
What goes around, comes around.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By dave on 1/17/2006 3:40 PM
The Wikipedia link worked for me. You can also just go to their front page and search for naked shorting, share counterfeiting, unsettled trades, etc.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By dave on 1/17/2006 3:42 PM
The Wikipedia link worked for me. You can also just go to their front page and search for naked shorting, share counterfeiting, unsettled trades, etc.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By dave on 1/17/2006 3:44 PM
I guess Tony must read this as the slanderous paragraphy wasn' t there this morning.

The good thing about Wikipedia is you can go in and edit other people's bad writing.

Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By dave on 1/17/2006 3:49 PM
I deleted the slander. If the experts also want to edit it, just click the edit this page link.

Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By rtway1 on 1/17/2006 4:38 PM
The Republican National Party sent me letter(invoice) asking for whatelse,MONEY. I wrote a hand written letter back to them in their enclosed self addressed, no stamp envelope, stating that when Sen. Shelby or Sen. Bennet call or write me as to what they are going to do about the NSS issue and start to investigate the SEC, they are neither going to see any money or my vote. I also gave them directions to this site.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By Eric on 1/17/2006 4:53 PM
http://newslink.org/statcamp.html

I put a link to all the College Campus papers in America. Maybe this is a good place to start getting some press. These are people that are willing to listen and get outraged.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By rtway1 on 1/17/2006 5:22 PM
What this country needs in a bad,bad,bad way is more of those heart warming films of Kozlowski and people of his ilk being fitted with orange jump suits. If this stupid ass government can spend millions of dollars putting Martha Stewart in jail, surely they can spend as much time and effort going after those that hurt thousands or even millions of average people to the tune of millions of dollars. If people of the media compromise themselves to help out these naked short selling campaigns, they too should go to jail. Until the public demands jail time these snakes will continue to prosper and do tv shows.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By bobo on 1/17/2006 8:53 PM
You know, it really is simple at its core. Captspell said it best - one side is simply saying settle the trades, and show us the data. The other side is bashing, prevaricating, committing character assassination, fighting any disclosure tooth and nail, obfuscating, insulting the opposition, and arguing for secrecy and special treatment.

One side wants the law enforced, the other is in favor of grandfathering and violating the rules with impunity, and keeping the information about the offenders secret.

How obvious does this have to get before everyone pulls their money out of the market? I am moving in that direction - why would anyone allow organized thieves to steal their money once it is confirmed that organized thieves are in fact stealing the money?

This is the single most egregious violation of the public trust in our lifetime.

One side says settle the trades and show us the data. The other lies, cheats and steals while shrouded in secrecy.

Give me a frigging break.

Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By Captspell on 1/17/2006 9:12 PM
Demand a confirmation letter from your brokerage that they are not involved in any illegal FTD activity and detail it for them.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By Bodnik on 1/17/2006 9:27 PM
I use a small brokerage out of Chicago, who clears their trades through Legent. Could someone prepare a form letter we could use such as described by Captspell?
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By teachericjp on 1/17/2006 9:53 PM
I wish I could say I have already left the market completely, but I am part of an investment group, which I started and feel obligated to continue running. I also have a Roth IRA and, of course, my NFI certificates. I did, however, cash out my trading account. I am no longer buying and selling stocks in the market (other than my investment group). I will not even attempt to trade personally until the market has been cleaned up. My 45 minute conversation with John Polise at the SEC a while back did nothing to ease my mind over the matter. Either he is very naive, or he knows more than he led me to believe. Either way, I remember closing out our conversation with something like this "What if what I've been saying is true, and the bad guys do exist, and the stocks I mentioned (NFI, OSTK, CKCM) ARE being illegally manipulated via NSS?" His response was something like, "That's what keeps me up at nights."
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By Eric on 1/18/2006 7:43 AM
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=scienceNews&storyid=2006-01-17T203950Z_01_N17291661_RTRUKOC_0_US-SCIENCE-CANADA-WEBSITES.xml&rpc=22

Bob you have to much material when you come to the Sanity check IMO. I think you guys have done a great job simplifying the message. I am a seasoned internet junkie and I was a little intimidated when visiting the new site. It took me multiple trips to get used to the site. Maybe a bigger font? Just some ideas.
Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By majordanger on 1/18/2006 4:54 PM
Stop it Bob , you're scaring me!

I'm still sending letters to my AZ congressmen about FTD and keeping paper certificates. and still no reply .. Maybe Eric is right.. simpler sentences and larger font, especially for members of Congress.

I like your new website. keep up the good fight.

Re: Of Feces, Whirling Blades, and Unbridled Greed and Corruption... By rtway1 on 1/18/2006 6:45 PM
I like that idea of a form letter also for the broker to sign,could you also say that under no circumstances you can not lend out my shares. I am saying that this is a cash account. I know if you try to take delivery of shares at Scottrade it will cost you $40. For a small investor that sure seems unfair.Could anybody direct us to a standard form letter that would be legally binding without loopholes.

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